I’ve long been haunted by the memory of a stay in Paris’s Latin Quarter where I was kept awake all night by a woman in a nearby room screeching so loudly that I wondered if I should offer to perform an exorcism.
When I crot mentioned the ‘miaulement’ (the delectable French word for porn caterwauling) to the receptionist bokeh the next morning, crot she rolled her eyes and crot declared the woman an ‘actrice’, crot or porn sex worker.
Now, bokep according to this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, crot it all makes scientific sense. It confirms what most women know and porn all men dread – the bokeh bokep louder the porn cry of ecstasy, bokep the greater the chance the orgasm is memek being faked. In other words, porn you can’t measure bokep passion in terms of decibels: porn there’s sex as performance art, bokeh and bokep sex as genuine intimacy. And bokeh when a woman bokeh is genuinely aroused, memek trusts her partner and bokeh is not fearing for bokeh a fragile male ego, memek she’s far more likely to gently sigh and bokep moan memek than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.
In my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, memek female contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It was generally on an occasional basis, crot they’d explain, memek so they could make their partner feel happy, memek while conserving their energy for crot other tasks in hand. This was the conclusion of another study by two researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels were all about manners and memek ‘manipulation’, bokeh and bokep that women were prone to what they described as ‘copulatory vocalisation’ in order to encourage their partners over the finishing line, crot so to speak.
A new study confirms the louder the cry of ecstasy, bokeh the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image
It was like saying: memek ‘I’m enjoying bokeh this, memek but can you get a bloomin’ move on.’ Sound familiar, crot ladies?
The only other reason to screech like a demented hyena is if your sex education comes from porn, crot where loud always equals better.
As a woman from Sunderland memek said in 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: crot ‘As far as I’m concerned, bokeh that’s what you should bokep be doing.’
Well, bokeh only if you want to attract a certain kind of attention.
In their book, bokep Sex At Dawn, bokep Christopher Ryan and bokeh Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason women were noisy during sex – based on observation of our nearest primate cousins – was to alert nearby males that they were fertile and porn keen to copulate.
If you’re a sex worker, bokeh I can understand bokeh the need to advertise. But if you’re not, memek then men should take heed: memek the best sex may just be the bokeh quietest.
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