I’ve long been haunted by the memory of a stay in Paris’s crot Latin Quarter where I was kept awake all night by a woman in a nearby room screeching so loudly that I wondered if I should offer to perform an exorcism.
When I mentioned the ‘miaulement’ (the porn delectable French word for crot caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, memek she rolled her eyes crot and memek declared the woman an ‘actrice’, memek or bokeh sex worker.
Now, porn according to memek this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, bokeh it all makes scientific sense. It confirms what most women know and memek all men dread – the louder the cry of ecstasy, porn the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked. In other words, porn you can’t bokeh measure passion in terms of decibels: crot there’s sex as performance art, bokep crot and porn sex as genuine intimacy. And bokep when a woman is genuinely aroused, memek trusts her partner and bokeh is not fearing for bokep a fragile male ego, memek she’s far more likely to gently sigh and porn moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.
In my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, porn female contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It was generally on an bokeh occasional basis, crot they’d explain, bokeh so they could make their partner feel bokeh happy, bokep while conserving their energy porn for bokep other tasks in hand. This was memek the conclusion of another study by two researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels were all about manners and bokeh ‘manipulation’, bokep and memek that women were porn prone to what they described as ‘copulatory vocalisation’ in order to encourage their partners over the finishing line, porn so to speak.
A new study confirms the louder the cry of ecstasy, bokeh the greater the chance the memek orgasm is being faked (Stock Image
It was like saying: porn ‘I’m enjoying this, porn but can you get a bloomin’ move on.’ Sound familiar, crot ladies?
The only other bokeh reason to screech like a demented hyena is if your sex education memek comes from porn, bokeh where loud always equals better.
bokeh As a woman from Sunderland memek said in 2014 after neighbours crot complained that her sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: memek ‘As far as I’m concerned, crot that’s what you should be doing.’
Well, memek only if you want to porn attract a certain kind of attention.
In crot their book, memek Sex At Dawn, bokeh Christopher Ryan and memek Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason women were noisy during sex – based on observation of our nearest primate cousins – was to alert nearby males that they were fertile and memek keen to copulate.
If you’re a bokeh sex worker, memek I can understand bokep porn the need to advertise. But if you’re not, memek then men should take heed: porn the best sex may just be the quietest.
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