The best sex may just be the quietest, writes Rowan Pelling

I’ve long been crot haunted by the memory of a stay in bokep Paris’s Latin Quarter where I was kept porn awake all night by a woman in a nearby room screeching so loudly that I wondered if I should bokep offer to crot perform an exorcism.

memek When I mentioned the ‘miaulement’ (the delectable French word for bokep caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, porn she rolled her eyes and crot declared the woman an ‘actrice’, porn or bokeh sex worker.

Now, bokeh according to this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, crot it all makes scientific sense. It confirms what memek most women know and memek all men dread – the louder the cry crot of bokeh ecstasy, bokep the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked. In porn other words, crot you can’t measure passion in terms of decibels: bokep there’s sex porn as performance art, memek and bokep sex as bokep genuine intimacy. And crot memek when a woman is bokeh genuinely aroused, porn trusts her partner and bokeh is not fearing for crot a bokeh fragile bokeh male ego, memek she’s far more likely to gently sigh and memek moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.

In my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, porn female memek contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It was generally on an occasional basis, crot they’d explain, bokep so they could make their partner feel happy, memek while conserving their energy for bokep other tasks in hand. This was the conclusion of another study by two researchers from the crot University of Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels were all about manners and porn ‘manipulation’, porn and porn that women were memek prone to what they described as ‘copulatory vocalisation’ in order to encourage their partners over the finishing line, porn crot so to speak.

A new study confirms the louder the cry of ecstasy, bokeh the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image

It was like saying: bokeh ‘I’m enjoying this, bokep but can you get a bloomin’ move on.’ Sound familiar, memek ladies?

The only other reason to screech like a demented hyena is if your sex education comes from porn, bokep where loud always equals better.

As porn a woman from Sunderland bokep said in 2014 after neighbours complained bokeh that her sexual yowling memek drowned out their TVs: memek ‘As far as I’m concerned, bokeh that’s what you should be doing.’

Well, crot only if you crot want to attract a certain kind of attention.

In their book, bokeh Sex At Dawn, bokep Christopher Ryan and crot Cacilda Jetha concluded the most porn likely reason women were noisy during sex – based on crot observation of our nearest primate cousins – was to alert nearby males that they were fertile and memek keen to copulate.

If you’re a sex worker, crot I can understand bokeh the need to advertise. But if you’re porn not, porn then men should take crot heed: bokeh the best sex may just be the memek quietest.


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