The best sex may just be the quietest, writes Rowan Pelling

I’ve long been haunted by the bokeh memory of a stay in Paris’s Latin Quarter where I was kept awake all night by a woman in a nearby room screeching so loudly that I wondered if I should offer to bokeh perform an exorcism.

When I mentioned the ‘miaulement’ (the delectable French word for bokep caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, bokeh she rolled her eyes and memek declared the woman an ‘actrice’, porn memek or porn sex worker.

Now, porn according to this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, bokeh it all makes scientific sense. It confirms what crot most women know and crot all men crot dread – the louder the cry of ecstasy, memek the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked. In other words, crot you can’t measure passion in terms of memek decibels: bokeh bokeh there’s sex as performance art, porn and porn sex as bokep genuine intimacy. memek And crot when a woman is genuinely aroused, crot trusts her memek bokep partner and porn is bokeh not fearing for memek a fragile male ego, crot she’s far more likely to gently sigh and bokep moan than shriek like bokeh the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.

In my days editing The crot Erotic Review magazine, bokep female bokeh contributors regularly bokeh confessed to faking orgasms. It porn was generally on an occasional basis, bokep they’d explain, bokep so bokeh they could make their partner feel happy, porn while conserving their energy for bokep other tasks in hand. This was the conclusion of another study by two researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels were all about manners and porn ‘manipulation’, crot and crot that women were prone crot to what they described as ‘copulatory vocalisation’ in order bokeh to encourage their partners over the finishing line, porn so to speak.

A new study bokep confirms the louder the cry of ecstasy, memek the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image

It was like saying: memek ‘I’m enjoying this, bokep but can you get a bloomin’ move on.’ Sound familiar, porn ladies?

The only other reason to screech like a demented hyena is memek if your sex education comes from porn, bokeh where loud always equals better.

As a woman from Sunderland bokeh said in 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual bokep yowling drowned out bokep their TVs: bokeh ‘As far as I’m porn concerned, bokeh that’s what you should be doing.’

Well, porn only if you want to attract a certain kind of attention.

In their book, bokeh Sex At Dawn, crot Christopher Ryan and bokeh Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason women were noisy during sex – based on observation of our nearest primate cousins – was to alert nearby males that they were memek fertile and memek keen to copulate.

If you’re a sex worker, porn memek I can understand porn the need to advertise. But if you’re bokep not, porn then men should take memek heed: memek the best sex may just be the bokeh quietest.


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