I’ve long been haunted by the memory of a stay in Paris’s Latin Quarter where I was kept awake all night by a woman in a nearby room screeching so loudly that I wondered if I should offer to perform an exorcism.
When I mentioned the ‘miaulement’ (the delectable French word for memek caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, porn she rolled her eyes and memek declared the woman an ‘actrice’, bokep or crot sex worker.
Now, porn according to this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, memek it all makes scientific sense. It confirms what most women know and crot all bokep men dread – the louder the cry of ecstasy, memek the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked. In other words, porn you can’t measure passion in terms of decibels: bokep there’s sex as performance art, crot and memek sex as genuine intimacy. And crot when a woman is genuinely aroused, porn trusts her partner and memek is not fearing for memek a fragile male ego, memek she’s far more likely to gently sigh and porn moan bokep than bokep shriek like porn the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.
In my days editing crot The Erotic Review magazine, crot female contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It was generally on an occasional basis, bokep they’d explain, bokeh bokep so they could make their partner feel happy, crot while conserving their energy for bokep other tasks in hand. memek This was the conclusion of another study by two researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels were all bokeh about manners and bokeh ‘manipulation’, memek and crot that women were prone to what they described as ‘copulatory vocalisation’ in order to encourage their partners over the finishing line, crot so to speak.
A new study confirms the louder the cry of ecstasy, memek the greater crot the chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image
It was like saying: bokeh ‘I’m enjoying this, bokep but can you get a bloomin’ move on.’ Sound familiar, crot ladies?
The only other reason to screech like a demented hyena is if your sex education comes from porn, crot where loud always equals better.
As a woman from Sunderland bokep said in 2014 bokeh after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: bokeh ‘As far as I’m concerned, bokeh that’s what you should bokeh be doing.’
Well, porn only if you want to attract a certain kind of attention.
In their book, bokep Sex At Dawn, crot Christopher Ryan and bokeh Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason women were noisy during sex – based on observation of our nearest bokeh primate cousins – was to alert nearby males that they were fertile and bokeh keen to copulate.
If you’re a sex worker, bokep I can understand porn the need to advertise. But if you’re not, bokeh then men should take heed: bokep the best sex may just be the quietest.
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