The best sex may just be the quietest, writes Rowan Pelling

I’ve long been haunted by the memory of a stay in Paris’s Latin Quarter where I was kept awake all night by a woman in a nearby room screeching so loudly that I wondered if I should offer to perform an bokep exorcism.

When I mentioned the ‘miaulement’ bokep (the delectable French word bokep for crot caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, crot she rolled her eyes and bokep declared the woman an ‘actrice’, bokeh or porn sex crot worker.

Now, bokep according to this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, crot it all bokeh makes scientific sense. It confirms what most women know and bokeh all men dread – the louder the cry of ecstasy, memek the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked. In other words, bokep you can’t measure passion in terms of memek decibels: porn bokeh there’s sex as performance crot art, porn and porn sex as genuine intimacy. And crot when a woman is genuinely bokep aroused, crot memek trusts her partner and crot is not fearing for crot a fragile male ego, crot she’s far more memek porn likely to gently sigh and bokep porn moan than shriek memek like the crot rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.

In my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, porn female contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It bokep was generally on an crot occasional basis, bokeh they’d explain, crot so they could make their partner feel happy, bokeh while conserving their energy for porn other tasks in hand. This was the conclusion of another study by two researchers from crot the University of Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels were crot all about manners and memek bokep ‘manipulation’, bokeh and bokep that women were prone to what they described as ‘copulatory vocalisation’ in order to encourage their partners over the finishing line, bokeh so to speak.

A new bokeh study confirms the louder the cry bokep of ecstasy, bokep the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image

It was like saying: crot bokep ‘I’m enjoying this, bokeh but can you get bokep a bloomin’ move on.’ bokep Sound familiar, porn ladies?

The bokeh only other reason to screech like a demented hyena is if your sex education comes from porn, memek where loud always equals better.

As a woman from Sunderland bokeh said in 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned out memek their TVs: bokep ‘As far as I’m concerned, porn that’s what you should be doing.’

Well, porn only if you want to attract a certain kind of attention.

In their book, bokep Sex At Dawn, bokeh Christopher Ryan and crot Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason women were crot noisy during sex – based on observation of our nearest primate cousins – was to alert nearby bokep males that they were fertile and bokeh keen to copulate.

If you’re a sex worker, bokep I can understand bokeh the need to advertise. But if you’re not, bokeh then men should take heed: crot the best sex may bokep just porn be the porn quietest.


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